I'm inspired: 

Closer Man,
by Hosun S. Lee (sung to the SPIDER-MAN theme song)


Closer man, Closer man
Shooting people when he can
Fires some gunk, freezes 'em
Downloads data with no modem
Look out! Xer0's the closer man!

Is he black? Sort of, bud.
He's got radioactive blood.
Is he white? In a way.
He will kill you either day.
Hey there! Xer0's the closer man!

In the air, magnetically
At the seat of a jet
Is he bad or nice
Does he file taxes twice

Closer man, Closer man
Really pissed off basketball man
Doesn't know why he kills
But it sure pays the bills
He wants to know if he has a soul
We know he'll never grow old
Why ask, oh Closer Man?


Now I challenge someone to make up a song with lyrics using Pachelbel's
Canon in D.