The new STEEL creative team theme song. Doesn't rhyme. Don't bug me about
it. Sung to the LOVE BOAT theme song.


Steel, exciting and new
Pick it up. We're pleading with you
Steel, no more Space Cowboys
Pick it up, we'll buy it back from you

C. J. Prieeeeeeest is our new cool writer
Denys Cowaaaaaaan is the artist who gets all the babes
Tom Palmer's the inker
And John Kalisz colors

Steel, won't hurt anymore
Paco's really dead, he was such a bore.

Steeeeeeel, soon we will be guest-starring Superboy
Steeeeeeel, we can add gratuitous sex sceeeenes.
It's really a Super-book
Why don't you take another look

Steel, won't hurt anymore.
Jim Smith buys it, but hey, it's not B'aad.
It's STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL! 

Please start buying STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!