SONGS

Eat 'm and weep, Chary.

DON'T CRY FOR ME AMY FISHBEIN
sung to "Don't Cry for Me Argentina."


This is rather goofy
you'll think we're insane
Especially when I try to explain the goat
And I reall want you 
to be on my team

You won't believe me
All you will see is a man wearing tights 
although I've got a detachable cape
for falling while unconscious

I had to let it happen
I had to change
I got caught in a lab accident 
Got turned into glowing,
pink energy
So I choose super-heroics
Swinging on roofs, hoping I don't fall off
But nothing I do goes right
I always expected it too

Don't cry for me Amy Fishbein
The truth is I'm really well-adjusted
All through my prep school years
My army days
I dreamed about wearing tights, and glowing

And as for fortune
and as for fame
My father died mysteriously
So I spent his money on a Quantum-Mobile
Except for Woody
Everything's turning out to be pretty keen
He is such a putz all of the time
I need you, and hope you need me

Don't cry for me Amy Fishbein
The truth is I'm really well-adjusted
All through my prep school years
My army days
I dreamed about wearing tights, and glowing

Have I said too much?
Fabian lets me talk too much, even if Acclaim's lawyers say no
But all you have to do
Is to look at me to know
That tights look really cool